Funny Wav Sounds

Here you will find a great selection of funny wav sounds and sound effects that will hopefully give you a laugh or two. You'll see we have everything from daft sounds and noises to silly songs.

We're regularly updating these pages and adding new sound clips, so keep checking back.




01
The number you have reached, 911 has been changed, to a non...

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File size 183kb - Duration 00:17

02
Booze helps parents care for their children

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File size 131kb - Duration 00:03

03
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow slap

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File size 19kb - Duration 00:02

04
To say that you behave childishly would be an insult to children everywhere

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File size 108kb - Duration 00:05

05
Due to Construction the information highway...

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File size 94kb - Duration 00:04

06
Your computer is about to crash, place your tray and...

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File size 184kb - Duration 00:09

07
It is a good day to die but the day is not yet over

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File size 43kb - Duration 00:05

08
Get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where that finger's been

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File size 22kb - Duration 00:03

09
Get in the fast lane grandma, the bingo game is about to roll

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File size 38kb - Duration 00:05

10
Dig your own grave and save

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File size 17kb - Duration 00:02